Elijah Whitney

Elijah Whitney Is one of the original bros, from the classic minecraft video chats of 2011. He is also debatably the most emotionally attractive bro, a very controversial opinion which he himself is the sole holder of. Eli has known Curtis "Not Gay" Johnson, and Will Salisbury the longest, but has also known Beth Lyons since 6th grade.

Younger years
Elijah was gracefully given to Gail Richie Whitney and Clifford Dale Whitney Jr. on December 27 1996 at 9:46 am. He attended Many schools, meeting most of the bros initially at HCA and Shiloh Point Elementry, although none of the relationships from Shiloh stuck, until his return to public school in 8th grade, where he met Nick Zingleman, Prahlaad Ram, Mason Carlisle, and Michel, Subtally Racist" Verdon.

Relationships
Although Elijah founded the singles chat, he is currently in a relationship with the ever so graceful Shannon "Ugly Eyebrows" Foley as of October 21st, although they have been un offically together for months before.

Grammar
As the creator of this Wikia, he has made a large amount of grammatical errors. Some of which can still be seen due to the optional nature of spell check, and the fact that proof reading is boring.