Beth Lyons

Beth Lyons is the only original girl bro. She was the final bro instated into the commonwealth, after a ruling that male genitalia is not a direct requirement to brotitude. After a ruling that two bros can only copulate in the event that population is a factor, all male bros were forbidden to relations with Beth. Note this rule was broken at an undisclosed time as she and Raghav are now in a relationship
 * even though there is another exception clause that wikia and most bros do not currently have access to

She is also a co-founder of the bro affiliate: The Fellowship of Baes



Birth: Elizabeth Margaret Lyons was born on February 18, 1997. The whole world rejoiced at the arrival of such a precious gift.

Monikers/labels:
 * Bethypoo
 * Bethaloo
 * Babby Beth
 * Bethel
 * Bethyl
 * Bath Lions

Beth is known to be the most attractive bro, despite misconceptions of Elijah Whitney holding this title. However, when she was single, she was very dedicated to the singles chat just as Eli was. She is constantly shipped with various members of the singles chat.

Friendship Timeline:
 * Eli Whitney- 1-20-2009
 * Curtis Johnson- 1-20-2009
 * Will Salisbury- 8-10-2009
 * Connor Hale- c. 8-2009
 * Chris Tasos- c. 8-2011
 * Nick Zingleman- c. 8-2011
 * Brennan Hale- 8-11-2013
 * Raghav Srivastava- 8-11-2013
 * Prahlaad Ram- 8-11-2013
 * Mason Carlisle- 8-11-2013
 * Michel Verdon- c. 8-2013

Bae Timeline:

Katie Wortham- c. 10-25-2004

Janna Remington- c. 8-2011

Carly Radford- 10-7-13

Isabella Nixon- 4-12-2014